SpellForce 2: Demons of the Past

SpellForce 2: Demons of the Past tells the story of when you got too drunk at that party in Mage School and hooked up with that hot (at the time) succubus. Oh sure, it seemed like a good idea at the time, everyone was having fun and you were really rounding into your “letting loose” phase. The elixir everyone was drinking that was so fondly referred to as “jungle juice” only made your decision that much easier. Only here she is at your doorstep, seven months later, and she has a surprise for you. Oh it’s all becoming clearer now. You left the condoms at home but it doesn’t matter because she’s on the pill and she’s clean, she said. And you listened to her, and hey she was half right.

Are you sure it’s mine, you say, and you hope, even though you know it probably is because that’s just your luck. And she says totally, even though there’s no way to know for sure because you were pretty sure she banged like half the Magic State Fireball Hurlers the same week. But you’re a good guy and there’s no way you would insinuate something like that. She doesn’t even get your name right. Steve, she calls you. You say look, I’m an Elder of the Shaikan now. This is going to make me look really bad. But what about me, she says…

…Anyways, the SpellForce series has been around for awhile. And just like your own Demons of the Past it comes back to haunt us. Maybe you like RTS/RPG hybrids. But $9.99 is a little steep for our taste. Verdict: Skip it.

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