Final Fantasy VII 2 – Killer Is Dead Nightmare Edition World Exclusive

“Get ready for some seriously stylish action from renowned designer SUDA51. In this exclusive sequel to the smash hit Final Fantasy VII for PC, players will be slicing, dicing, and shooting as the suave executioner/ Turk, Reno. Prepare for the thrill of love and kill in KILLER IS DEAD!”

First of all I don’t know if this is all just a weird translation or it’s supposed to sound like a grindhouse film from the 70s. Possibly both. But either way, a Final Fantasy VII sequel?? And it’s on the PC? AND it’s a Steam daily deal??? How did we get so lucky? Let’s break it down character by character to see who made the cut. It’s been awhile since I played FFVII so I don’t really remember who lived and who died. The stylistic change is welcome from the blocky superdeformed characters of the PS1, I’ll tell you that much. Without further ado, steamdailydeal is proud to bring you the WORLD EXCLUSIVE preview of the Final Fantasy VII sequel! 
Whoa, cyborg Barret? That’s pretty badass as if anyone needed a reason to buy a FFVII sequel THIS IS IT.
Looks like the famous motorcycle scene is back, but this time Red XIII the intelligent, eloquent, talking tiger is featured, and he will no doubt be chasing the player down the mean streets of Midgar. 
Cloud Strife is back and she looks hotter than ever. Let’s hope she can get her head on straight this time because nobody likes a crazy girl, am I right guys?

Cid Highwind has seen better days, and his years of living in regret, drinking himself to death are finally starting to show on his face. But his resolve is stronger than ever.

And there’s the most terrifying hockey pad-wearing villain video games have ever seen, Sephiroth. Surely plotting to destroy the world or cry about his mom or whatever it is he was pissed about.

Fan favorite Vincent Valentine is sure to be a favorite among the fans!

And here it is folks…the GMAN from HALF LIFE 2 is somehow involved. You read it here first…no wonder Half Life 3 is taking so long. Valve has secretly been working on the sequel to Final Fantasy VII! It’s a crossover!

Uhh… I don’t know about this guy.

Well there you have it. Final Fantasy VII 2 – Killer is Dead Nightmare Edition is the sequel you’ve been waiting for since 1997. In high definition, on Steam, today, it’s the daily deal. Preorder it here.

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